A friend of mine got a puppy yesterday. I daresay I am the most jealous a human can ever be jealous in the history of the universe, and I am pissed, because all I ever wanted in college was a puppy and my instincts told me I would be a poor master if I had no job. CURSES to my sense of responsibility!
Look at the big ole puppy and his big ole stick.
(submitted by sara—)